2020年6月10日星期三

Does anybody know this riddle??

Hyo Hardell: It is supposed to say, "Can you slove this riddle" and the answer is "no" . There is no answer.

Queenie Ruthers: Yes, a beautiful tale about a tail. LOL.Have a great Sunday.

Clinton Quant: ya the answers in the 3rd sentence.

Edmund Rappley: yea ,but it lost it's beautiful feathers, well actually i took it.lol

Seema Hosfeld: It was a beautiful, sunny Sunday afternoon while Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf. On the first tee-box, Moses pulls out his driver and blisters a shot up the right side of the fairway, rolling fast towards a water hazard. Moses quickly raised his club, parting the water while his ball rolls through to the other side safely.Next up on the tee, Jesus hits a really long drive right towards the very same water hazard. His ball came to rest dead center of the pond, hovering just over the surface of the water. Jesus casually walks out onto the pond, and chips it up onto the green within a couple feet! of the flagstick.Not impressed, the third guy steps up to the tee without taking any time and just randomly whacks at the ball. Rightfully so, the ball is hit with a nasty hook that clears the left OB markers and goes over a fence into oncoming traffic. It bounces off a truck's windshield hitting a nearby tree, bounces onto the roof of the greenkeeper's shed, back out onto the fairway and towards the same pond that Moses and Jesus hit. Before it gets wet, the ball ricochets off a small rock and bounces onto a lily pad on over the water when a bullfrog jumped up and ate the ball. Right at that moment, a bald eagle swoops down and grabs the frog, flying away. As it flew over the green, the frog squeals with fright and drops the ball right next to the flagstick, taking one bounce and landing in the cup for an astounding hole in one.In disgust, Moses then turns to Jesus and says, "I hate playing with your Dad."

Tana Dumoulin: the respond is a guy. on the commencing up of! existence (the morning) he crawls as a touch one. in the time! of the middle of his existence he walks on 2 legs and on the tip of his existence (the nighttime) he walks with a cane (3 legs).

Maritza Ebanks: Oh its a beautiful tail ♥

Nicolasa Henke: *sigh* he necessary to take over the international What are we doing tonight innovations? same component we do everynight Pinky, attempt to take over the international! The Pinky, the Pinky and the innovations innovations innovations innovations innovations innovations innovations innovations innovations. ?

Rubi Romo: OK here my father was exercising and he was doing the jumping jacks when he counted to 50 is pants was riped off!!!!! and another one that happened to my little bro. the barney show was almost done and the song i love you song when bro. herded the song bro. sang "i hat you you hate me lets go out and kill barney with a gret shutgun and sot him on his eye tha will make is butt shut up."

Alonso Crehan: the sun?

Marvel Mcaulay: UGH!

Jacque! s Vaquera: Water?God?No answer?I don't know, I've gotten it a thousand times before too, on Myspace...I can never figure it out.

Troy Monsivais: It's God!....I don't know!!!! What?

Rayford Latz: It's a beautiful tale

Ambrose Mumma: is there even such a thing? u goty me curious too!

Georgia Dees: Last time we saw this following riddle:What does the judge want the dentist to promise?A: Do you swear th pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?Lol. And now, for today's riddle:Do you know the story about the peacock?Have fun!...Show more

Shane Getler: A penguin walks into a bar. That's it. A penguin in a bar is funny enough.

Coleman Senn: You forgot the last line of the riddle, which is the most important

Faviola Dewire: Forget the peacock!!!! What about the peahen???Don't they have a voice????

Bell Pasco: A new solider is sent to Iraq, The clerk shows him around the campThe solider asks "why is there a camel ne! eded here?"the clerk looks down in embarrassment ans replies" well, as ! you can see there arnt any women here in the camp, so the soldiers get the tendency to--"Cutting him off in mid sentence the soldiers in disgust says " Say no more i get the point"But as you can imagine a couple weeks in, the solider feels the need of sexuall activity in his life.So he goes asks the clerk if the camel is available for a date any time soon, The clerk replies "how bout i put you down for 2 oclock" the solider nods his head and leaves.So at 2 the solider goes up to building were the camel is and sees a stool the he steps on and begins to **** the camel. right before he was gonna *** the clerk wakes in a disgust and says " SOLIDER, couldnt you have just took the camel to the city to find a women like all the other men do" ahhahahahha

Len Bormes: Why is it a foul inspiration to play UNO with mexicans? Because they'll continuously scouse borrow your inexperienced-playing cards. A Mexican and a Blackman are in a automobile. Who's using? A cop What's the chan! ge among a blackman and a bench? A bench can help a loved ones of 4 Why dosn't Mexico have an Olympic staff? Because all people that may run, bounce and swim is already right here.

Porfirio Gartland: Tomorrow April fools and i cant think of anything to do PLEASE HELP!!!btw i can tell them im pregnant cause they wont find it funny and also im a 15yr girl!

Peter Lapoint: time. or if they ask do you know this answer say no.

Estrella Northway: its pressure, look at my profile i got best answer for something just like this, no is the wrong answer cuz "no" makes no sense with the riddle

Tereasa Sorensen: Make them breakfast and when you eat some of it start choking and say "i messed up, i wonder who got the other poison egg" that will freak them out

Hermina Ketring: OMG YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!!!! T MAY SOUND DUMB AT FIRST BUT READ IT!!!Once there lived Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit. They werent getting along. One day they met a genie, who gave them 3 w! ishes each. Mr. Bear said,"I wish all the other bears in the forests ar! e woman!" and poof, they were all woman besides him.Mr Rabit wished;"I wish I had a helmet!" Boom! the helmet appeard on his head. The bear thought that was a stupid wish.Mr Bear wished;"I wish all the bears in the country besides me were woman!" All the bears in the USA were woman, besides Mr Bear."I wish I had a Motorcycle!" Mr. rabbit wished, then a motorcycle appeared next to him. The bear thought he was getting way better wishes."I wish all the bears in the world besides me were woman!" the bear made his finad wish. He felt exited. He was going to get some action!The rabbit got on his motorcycle, put on his helmet, and said, "I wish Mr. Bear was gay!" and he rode away.

Wilbur Marksberry: THE ANSWER IS NO!!!

Keven Woodington: Three men die and are at the gates of heaven. Peter says to them I will grant you a something with wheels to get around heaven according to how you treated your wifes. No need to lie because If you lie the punishment will be great. The ! first man walks up to Peter and says, I treated my wife terribly, i cheated every night and fought all the time. This man got a Minivan. The second man comes up and says,"I treated my wife ok. I cheated on her once but we worked it out and have been happy ever since. This man got a red convertible. The third man walks up and says,"I treatd my wife like a queen, i never cheated and always got her what she wanted. This man got a Viper. Later that day the two men with the minivan and the convertible sees the man with viper in the steps crying. They ask him what happened and the man yells out, "I JUST SAW MY WIFE ON A SKATEBOARD!" A little boy sees his mom making cupcakes with white icing, the mom burns herself and yells out F***! the little boy asks what F*** means and the mom says it's a way of making cupcakes. Later that day the little boy says to the dad,"I saw you and mom F****** on the counter today." The dad looks at him and says,"How did you know that?" And ! the little boy replied,"Cause mom let me lick up all the frosting!" ! A man's father is in the hospital, he is a millionaire and since he didnt have a wife he said he was going to give the money to his son when he died. After the son got word of this he decided that it wouldnt be fun having money if he didnt have someone to share it with.So he went to a singles bar and scoped out the prettiest woman there.He told her,"I may not look like much right now,but net week my father is going to die and i will inherit all his millions." the woman says "What hospital is you dad in and what room number?" The man talls her and she says, "That hospital? I cant marry a man who would even think of going there." The net day the son walks into his fathers room and sees the woman standing by the bed holding his fathers hands. Whats going on? "we're getting married tommrow."...Show more

Hilma Pestano: The answer can either be: No (because at then end it should say "Can you guess this riddle?"), time (has it's own poem to it), or pressure (which! seems to make the most sense to people)

Russell Mckinzie: ya i do. once there was a peacock and it lived very happily his whole life and then died one day.how was the story.

Renay Billiar: 2 points

Evelin Turlich: grateful if i heard a really funny joke that cracked you up to the point that it hurt! lol

Russell Mckinzie: god is the answer

Rheba Cockman: bubbles? im confused

Loriann Carrigan: one night my sister had really crappy pants on and then she farted really bad and she ripped a hole in them that was like a foot and a half long

Mitsuko Manne: A MILLION PEOPLE HAVE ASKED THIS QUESTIONsome people said the answer was no and some said tim..personally i have no clue

Glynda Darrin: Its a beautiful tale.

Bernadette Roel: NO! That's the answer. No you don't know what makes all that stuff happen.

Anton Waln: whats the difference between jumping on a trampoline, and a dead baby???You take your boots off before jum! ping on the trampoline.

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