Bryant Pillitteri: thats a cute bunch
Brenton Cornwall: I would agree, but I still wouldn't take part.
Donny Bankson: it wasn't that funny sorry but heres one joke i haveName - Emaila blonde came out of her house looked in her mail box, then shut it. she came back out looked in the mail box, then slammed it. the guy next door was outside working while she was doing this and was confused.the blonde came back out looked in the mail box and slammed it harder. now she was really madguy-whats wrong Miss?Blonde-I cheeked my email and it said i had 5 in my mail box... guy-um haha love that one oh and I dont think blondes are stupid but i like the jokes..Hope this helps!Toni/Twilight girl...Show more
Sherri Drakos: 12:00Time itself
Inez Relihan: the sun
Tomi Vauters: i dont know why the first one made you mad, but i like the second one lol
Blaine Connett: Not Funny. I know you can do better than that.
Fritz Sisomphou: idk why the first on! e made u mad!!but the second one is reaally cute!!
Marco Stolarz: Lovers.
Elvie Drumgoole: Um... No. 2 random jokes... :DThere was a blonde, a redhead and a brunette. One day, they came across a magic mirror. If they told a lie in front of it, they would disappear. The brunette stood in front of it and said, "i think... Im the most clever woman on earth!" *POOF* she disappeared. The redhead looked at her reflection and boasted, "i think... im the most beautiful woman on earth!" *POOF* she disappeared. The blonde strutted in front of the mirror and started, "i think..." *POOF* she disappeared. **(no offence if ur a blonde! :X)----------------------------------------------------There were 3 men who found a magic lamp and rubbed it. A genie came out and told them that when they turned around, they would see a swimming pool, and it would transform into a pool of whatever they yelled while running towards it.The first man turned around and, while running towards it, ! shouted, "MONEY!!!" and landed in a huge pool of hundred dolla! r bills.The second man turned around, ran and shouted, "GOLD!!!!!" and ended up owning a large pool of gold nuggets. Lastly, The third man turned around and started running towards the pool. Halfway, he slipped on a banana peel and cursed, "sh**!!"----------------------------------------------------...Show more
Alexandria Popik: I think that was Baldur, tryng to evade the mistletoe.
Barrett Alosa: Someone say the answer is. . Saturday and Sunday. . Though I actually answer by saying the bond of a sibling. .
Curt Broadhead: Im really not sure if they are funny
Chastity Doderer: How do you know when its raining cats and dogs?When you step on a poodleDo you know any funnier jokes?...Show more
Loriann Carrigan: There are many different answers but I'll pick the one I like the most!
Becky Mosena:
Gwenda Micheals: better
Elfreda Grossen: shoot, that first joke made me mad to why did they give you a dumb joke like that . ughjust ug! h
Randa Hessell: Yes..but,many sprinters are intentionally bald;It cuts down on hair resistance,& improves their hairodynamics.
Gregg Hagge: your memories
Miguel Densley: that made me giggle. lol.
Raleigh Lufkin: If you have to ask, then its not funny.Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide.Now thats some funny ****
Faviola Dewire: Would you have toupee to enter?
Carter Dewater: sausage and feces how fun
Palmira Lochridge: A phone call
Marty Tichnell: OK, that is lovely humorous. And now here is my favourite blonde comic story for you: A blonde will get right into a auto coincidence. She surely dazed and burdened. A policeman comes over and says "Ma'am, I ought to be certain you are OK. How many arms do I have up?" and the blonde says "Oh my God, I have to be paralyzed from the waist down. I do not believe a factor!!!!"
Reginald Maxi: um..........
Neville Dautremont: It's funny
Virg! il Loatman: made me smile but wasnt very funni. how do you make a tissu! e dance? put a little boogy in it! HAHAwant to hear a dirty joke? a white horse fell in the mud.... HAHAmost of my jokes are dirty so ill just leave it at that...Show more
Robin Weelborg: The miffed girlfriend!
Jules Ashbach: my imagination, because when i'm lost in it, it always seem so close and real but then at the same time in reality it's so far away and unreachable...though i can make it reachable in my imagination...what do you think?
Granville Stray: hmmm
Danette Slotnick: in laws
Micah Schwarcz: I saw the pooh joke on the back of MAD magazine. I don;t really understand,why the first joke made you angry?
Ileen Oshell: idk.....hey did yall want to know how to make a sausage roll you know like dealing with food??? well in that case i would be too =']
Jasper Mangel: that might be a hair raising event. Especially if their toupee flies off.
Charis Deguzman: Not bad. I know some, but they are too long to type out. And th! ey wouldn't be as good, you have to hear it for it to be funny.
Ronnie Sardi: G-Spot and the Penis.
Donte Hamme: YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
Trena Berum: haha that was kinda dumb but it was cute. There were three guys in a forest.Then they were being attacked by cannibals.The cannibals said that they wouldn't eat them if they bring back 10 of the same fruit.So the three guys go into the forest to get the fruit.The first guy comes back with 10 apples.Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your a$$ without changing the expression on your face."So the guy shoves the first apple up his a$$ and then whinces. So the cannibals eat him.Then the second guy comes back with 10 berries.Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your a$$ without changing the expression on your face."So the guy shoves 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8... then starts to laugh. So the cannibals eat him.Then in heaven, the first guy says to t! he second guy, "Why did you laugh?! You almost had it!" Then the second! guy says, "I saw the other guy coming with pineapples!"...Show more
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